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7 Toasters That Prove They Are Better Than Street Stylers!

December 8, 2014
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You may have noticed the streets of NYC, London and Milan in recent times… they are filled with eager ‘street-stylers’ (thats what I’m calling it), but there place in the bloggosphere is coming into disrepute. By fashionista toasters that are clogging the catwalks and side-walks alike… move over people, toasters are the new in people this coming year!

The proof is in the pudding; Here are 7 toasters that are truly rocking their own (high) street style better than any fashionista!

Exhibit A:
With its striking glass and brushed steel shade, the Magimix Vision is truly unique in its pose and glamour. Easily seen strutting down Fifth Avenue with a pooch by her side, this fashionista screams diva!

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Exhibit B:
The KitchenAid Artisan 2-Slice Toaster in a vintage Almond Cream is casually seen hanging around Shoreditch in London and the Lower East Side in NYC. He is not afraid to mix and colour block and is totally into the Ramones! His street style shot would be taken outside every single gig for Metallica!

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Exhibit C:
The Bugatti Volo brings a touch of Italian flair to every street style shot she takes! This two slice toaster makes an impression with its scooped styling and intuitive dial controls that show off her hour glass frame. Mama-Mia! This lady is smoking! Actually, lets hope not! Her street style shot would be taken leaving her job at Vogue, styled, smart and always looking good!

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Exhibit D:
With its iconic 50’s styling, the Smeg TSF01 2-Slot toaster is your typical stepford wife street styler. She likes to cook a la carte meals and take Yoga classes every Tuesday morning! This well presented lady wears her pearls with pride and rocks all her accessories thrown at her. Tiffanies, De-Beers… Toast! Her street style shot would be taken in Central Park during her proposal to her new investment banker husband!

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Exhibit E:
The Dualit Single Newgen Sandwich Cage is a hard nut! He is usually found rocking out in the underground club venue of Berlin or hitting the tattoo parlours of Camden Town, London! This bad boy is a rebel that doesn’t need juice and lives on the fuel of life! His Street Style Shot would be taken face down in a club.. drunk on the spark of life!

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Exhibit F:
The iconic designed guy owns his curves and ergonomic design. He works out 4 times a week and is always ripped, ready and waiting for the next protein shake. His Street Style shot would be taken coming out of a Soho gym!

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Exhibit G:
The De’Longhi 4-slice Scultura toaster cleverly combines futuristic and retro fashion to make a truly iconic style. Her structured look and defined key pieces makes every head turn. Her street style shot would be taken directly after leaving the latest Versace Catwalk show…. Front row seats??? Expect nothing else from this glamour cat!

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